Well, I went to see the sneak preview of the movie the day before it opened. I suspected that the movie would be kinda bad, but I was paid to be there as part of a promotion with the castle. The first things we see on screen are Romans with ROUND SHIELDS and LANCELOT DU LAC! From there, they got all the sides in the war wrong. When the Saxons moved in after the Roman withdrawl, it was at the request of Vortigen the Britton to fight the Picts. Here, we had some moron director (who's name shall not disgrace my keyboard) with the Roman-Brittons teaming up with the Picts to fight the Saxons. AND WHEN THE HELL DID NORTHMEN GET SOUTHERN ACCENTS!?!?!
Mere words cannot convey how much I want to kill the director. The first character we meet is the only one with fucking copyright! The only one in camelot we can prove DIDN'T exist is a major star in the "True Story".
So please, if you ever meet someone who worked on that steeming pile of crap called "King Arthur", for the good of history, kick him in the nuts as hard as you can.
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Vindalf's multi-coloured vomit is closer to a true representation of the movie "King Arthur"
Holy crap, that movie STILL sucks! <vomits again> The first thing on the posters for the film was a slogan, "The True story of King Arthur". When I looked closer, I thought I saw Lancelot. "That can't be," I said, "Everyone knows that Lance was added by 12th century poets by request of the Princess of Aquatine."
Well, I went to see the sneak preview of the movie the day before it opened. I suspected that the movie would be kinda bad, but I was paid to be there as part of a promotion with the castle. The first things we see on screen are Romans with ROUND SHIELDS and LANCELOT DU LAC! From there, they got all the sides in the war wrong. When the Saxons moved in after the Roman withdrawl, it was at the request of Vortigen the Britton to fight the Picts. Here, we had some moron director (who's name shall not disgrace my keyboard) with the Roman-Brittons teaming up with the Picts to fight the Saxons. AND WHEN THE HELL DID NORTHMEN GET SOUTHERN ACCENTS!?!?!
Mere words cannot convey how much I want to kill the director. The first character we meet is the only one with fucking copyright! The only one in camelot we can prove DIDN'T exist is a major star in the "True Story".
So please, if you ever meet someone who worked on that steeming pile of crap called "King Arthur", for the good of history, kick him in the nuts as hard as you can.
