Vindalf's a Tour Guide

I hate tourists! I HATE tourists! I HATE TOURISTS! I think the whole tourism industry should find a way to do without the moronic, damn, TOURISTS!!!!

17/03/2006 Special Edition! This is closer to the joke that I had in my brain. I just lack the means to get the awesome joke from my head onto the .jpg file. I do like the new gore effect on the bloody ax. It's the noise filter used again... or for those of you new to the site... used later.

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